Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Haffies get tan lines too

Last fall, I did a weird field hunter blanket clip on Mr. Paddington, because his thick "I'm from Michigan" coat was just a bit too much for our comparatively mild Texas winters. It's been a great clip for him, kept him from overheating while still providing some warmth, so blanketing has been less of a chore. But now it's April, and while everyone else is almost done shedding out, Paddington has literally shed about three hairs. I think he's still waiting for that blizzard that he thinks will happen any day now.

Paddy's winter clip (we bathed him just before clipping, which is why he's wet).

 Alas, it's consistently in the upper 70s-low 80s during the days now, and poor Paddy is just cooking in the shag rug he's sporting. Last night I finally gave in and body clipped him. I know, I know, it's April, and I've probably ruined his summer coat. I have NEVER clipped a horse this late, but I think he would have finished shedding out sometime in July, so this seemed like a reasonable alternative.

The problem with clipping a relatively light-colored horse who's had a partial clip all winter? Tan lines! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ignore my crappy clipping job and focus on the dual-colored Haffie. Snicker...

Paddington is diligently sunning himself to try to even out his tan lines. He's told me not to laugh at the unevenness too much because... well, see below:

The dangers of wearing gloves and pushing up your long-sleeved shirt sleeves when you ride. I guess we match now?

28 comments:

  1. Haha, Courage has some "tan lines" going on too. They're sort of starting to fade with his summer coat. Maybe Paddy's will too?

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  2. *giggle!* Sorry... no offense meant to Mr Paddy, he looks absolutely wonderful! And I'm sure he will even out very soon, if he keeps up his diligent work :D

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    1. He does look kinda silly, doesn't he? I'm hoping the saddle pad will cover most of it.

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  3. That's hilarious. I'm sure people will focus more on his dapples and new and improved svelte physique than the tan lines ;)

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    1. In this case, the haircut took off at least 50 pounds!

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  4. You didn't ruin his coat. Lots of us east coast people get disgusted with shedding in the spring and break out the body clippers. I've never had any big issues from it.

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    1. Yeah, I read up on it and there seem to be lots of folks who clip late. I suppose having a slightly odd summer coat is better than sweating to death while wearing a shag rug?

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  5. Too funny!! He looks awfully cute though.

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    1. Yes, he's still cute even with the tan lines!

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  6. Bahaha! I had no idea coats would do that ... I guess from bleaching unevenly?

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  7. Hahaha! Never thought that horses would get tan lines! If he is used to Michigan weather, his body is probably telling him that even though it is warming up, there is one more cold spell in there somewhere!

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    1. He's still of the opinion that WINTER IS COMING. Any day now...

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  8. Pony tan lines! I love it, he is going to be a trend setter that's for sure!

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    1. If he sets tends, I hope it's for cuteness and NOT for tan lines! Eeek!

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  9. tan lines...I can only dream of such things!

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    1. In another few weeks I'll be complaining of dying in the heat just about the time the gorgeous weather hits you. Never fear!

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  10. ROFL, adorbs! And don't worry, clipping has ZERO effect on coat quality. The latter is a result of quality feed and good grooming, so you didn't ruin anything!

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    1. According to Mr. Paddington, I never feed him, so by his standards he should have a terrible coat. Clip of no clip. However, he's pretty shiny still, so his cries of starvation may go unheeded.

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