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Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Poor unloved, unfed dog. Really.

Nobody here ever feeds me. Look at my empty bowl. Le Sigh.

And if they do, it's just (organic, grain-free, limited ingredient, $$$$$) dog food. It was gross, I had to dump it on the floor.

I tried to beg for some of these delicious homemade kolaches instead.

I mean, look how good I am. I'm even sitting!

But Dad just ate them in front of me and told me how delicious they were. How cruel.

Mom told me I wasn't getting anything else, so I had to eat my spilled food off the floor. Poor me.

Mom apparently didn't understand my message that this food is gross, so I had to dump it again this morning. But I'm not eating it off the floor, because that's icky.

I am reduced to begging for crumbs off Mom's plate. Poor me.
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29 comments:

  1. Lauren @ She Moved to TexasNovember 17, 2015 at 11:26 AM

    I'll be over to pick up Elias and take him to a home that loves him properly! ;)

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    1. jenjNovember 18, 2015 at 8:54 AM

      You're welcome to come get him any time. He's pretty convinced that ANYONE would take better care of him than we do!

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  2. Liz StoutNovember 17, 2015 at 12:42 PM

    Woe to Elias.

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  3. emmaNovember 17, 2015 at 1:35 PM

    poooor pup is clearly neglected. how can he possibly be expected to survive in these conditions?!?

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  4. CarlyNovember 17, 2015 at 5:26 PM

    Certified animal cruelty for sure! That face says it all.

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    1. jenjNovember 18, 2015 at 8:54 AM

      Yes, he does have the expressive eyebrows and ears thing down rather well...

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  5. Calm, Forward, StraightNovember 17, 2015 at 6:19 PM

    Reporting you to PETA imediately!

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    1. jenjNovember 18, 2015 at 8:55 AM

      I'm pretty sure that Elias has already called them.

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  6. JodiNovember 17, 2015 at 10:03 PM

    Poor guy obviously has such a rough life.

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    1. jenjNovember 18, 2015 at 8:55 AM

      It's terrible. You should see his giant fluffy dog bed.

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  7. AoifeNovember 18, 2015 at 1:02 AM

    Hard knock life fo sho

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  8. appydoesdressageNovember 18, 2015 at 7:41 AM

    Horrible organic, grain-free, limited ingredient, $$$$$ dog food? What kind of conditions do you expect that poor pup to live in?!

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    1. jenjNovember 18, 2015 at 8:56 AM

      He prefers anything we're eating. Up to and including salad, but he only eats the lettuce if there's dressing on it.

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  9. LoveLaughRideNovember 18, 2015 at 8:42 AM

    He sure has sad and pathetic down to an art form.

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  10. redheadlinsNovember 18, 2015 at 9:36 AM

    This is too funny!

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    1. jenjNovember 18, 2015 at 3:03 PM

      It's more amusing when you're not living it on the daily.

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  11. SprinklerBanditNovember 18, 2015 at 10:49 AM

    The saddest dog!! I love it. What a princess!

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  12. L.WilliamsNovember 18, 2015 at 11:27 AM

    Come to my house I'll give you so much bacon, just don't fart on me!

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  13. MeganNovember 18, 2015 at 2:13 PM

    Dog abuse!!! Look how skinny he is, he's wasting away!

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  14. MicaylahNovember 19, 2015 at 9:29 AM

    Man life is "ruff" hehe

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  15. UnknownDecember 2, 2015 at 8:05 AM

    His life so rough

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