I told myself it wouldn't be so bad. I told myself that caffeine doesn't matter, I drink it for the taste. I told myself that I'd be fine.
It looks normal. It tastes normal. But it's missing that special something.
I was lying.
So as I sit here at work on this Friday, April 1st, chin propped in hand trying desperately to focus a brain cell or two on my job, I think that the joke is finally on me. And it's not funny. Not one bit. Decaf chai is a cruel, cruel joke.
OMG. If I had to suddenly switch to decaf I'm pretty sure I would shrivel up and die. You poor thing. :(
ReplyDeleteIt was not at all amusing. Whoever invented decaf is probably hated by all.
DeleteI just finished a chai at my desk and WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF!?!
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't on purpose!!!!
DeleteCan I have the last drops in the bottom of your cup? I'm desperate...
Uh yeah wth lady.
ReplyDeleteI skimped on regular coffee today and am SEVERELY regretting it already.
Misery loves company.
Delete#rude
ReplyDelete#sorude
DeleteCaffeine for life yo!
ReplyDeleteDecaf is a cruel and confusing thing. Get some caffeine into your body - stat!
ReplyDeleteOh I did...
DeleteDecaf is for those evenings when you're craving the taste but still want to get to sleep at a reasonable time. :) Don't go to the HEB by you for regular chai. I bought them out this afternoon. ;-)
ReplyDeleteIT WAS YOU!!! You're the one who bought them out!?!? WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU!?!?
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