Weird things non-horse people say

Twice a year, we have a party at our house for my husband's grad students and their significant others/friends/whoever wants free food. One of the highlights of the party is when we all go out to the barn and let folks pet the horses and give them treats (note, this is also Paddy's favorite part, because in addition to getting ALL THE TREATS, people are usually holding beer bottles and he likes to lick them). It's often many people's first time being really close to a horse, and everyone always has lots of questions and comments:

Them, when they meet Paddy for the first time: "Oh My God HE'S SO BIG!!!!"
Me: "Yup, all 14.3 hands of him. He's huge."

I think the floofy forelock makes him look bigger.

Them: "Do you ride Western?" (Obviously we must do this because we live in Texas)
Me: "No, dressage actually."
Them: *puzzled look*
Me: "That fancy prancing thing that Stephen Colbert did a couple of years ago."
Them: "OHHHHHH!"

Them: "What kind of horse is he?"
Me: "He's a Haflinger."
Them: "Oh, because he's half one color and half another color!"
Me: "..."

To be fair, I can see their point...

Them, offering Paddy a treat: "Will he bite me?"
Me: "Probably not."
Them: "OH MY GOD ARE YOU SURE?"
Me: "Well, he's got teeth, so it's possible."
Note that Paddy's never bitten anyone. Yet.

Them: "Can I ride him?"
Me: "No, it's past his bedtime."
(Seriously. They believe this.)

And one does not want to interrupt a Nappink Haffie.

And my personal favorite:

Them: "Does it hurt when you get hit while jousting?"
Husband: "Here, put this armor on and let me show you..."
(Whack-a-grad-student is basically the most fun a professor gets to have all year!)

What's your favorite weird thing a non-horse person has ever said to you?