(Note: This required some creativity on our part and some imagination on your part. Paddy's no good at milking, and Cash kept insisting that he wasn't a cow, despite his spots. So we had to improvise.)
Note the "milk mustache."
How did we get this awesome picture, you ask? It involved some homemade whipped cream and one Very Tolerant Haffie. Here are the outtakes:
Applying whipped cream to dubious Haffie.
Elias helped by getting the drips.
Ew. Schtop it with the schtuff on the schnoz.
I refuse to pose with a gallon of milk.
Ok well maybe...
Nope! Instead I shall EEET IT!
Thpppbt. The things I put up with for fame.