1. I ride with my right leg braced and forward. Also, my chinstrap is loose.
2. He's not carrying his tail to the left anymore.
3. My new reins make black marks on his neck. I also need to take off the running martingale stops.
4. I make really funny expressions when I ride.
5. My new washable Horsewear jacket is too short for dressage.
6. This bridle does not fit him.
7. Paddy needs his own line of hair care products.
I mean seriously...
... don't you want your horse...
... to have hair like this???