Friday, April 27, 2018

Haflinger'd (verb)

Ha-fling-er'd
verb

  1. to have been attacked or damaged by a Haflinger
"Did you accidentally dump the wheelbarrow over?" "Sigh... no, it's been Haflinger'd" 
 
Griffy has no idea how this could have happened.
 "Why is the gate no longer attached to the rest of the fence?" "*@*&&*%!$, Paddington must have Haflinger'd it"
 
Paddignton would like to point out that we have no actual evidence that it was his fault.
"My goodness, what happened to this poor water bottle that got left on the fence post overnight?" "Oh that? Looks like it's been Haflinger'd" 
Howwwwww....? 

 

synonyms: FUBAR, effed up, damaged, mangled, bent, broken, stomped, squashed

antonym: Everything is just fine, nothing to see here, please move along.

Also, plz to feed cookies because starvation is a very real possibility.

16 comments:

  1. ROFL! But seriously... what even did they do to that water bottle?!

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    1. I have NO IDEA, but they did a great job at it!

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    1. That does it, I'm naming them all George.

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    1. If I had known this beforehand, I might not have ever gotten any.

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  4. BAHAHAH! It's a dangerous thing, putting a pony brain into a mini-draft body...

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    1. They're so bad... yet so cute...

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  5. I cannot stop laughing at this.

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    1. I'll send you one, and then you can laugh while you're repairing everything.

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