You might remember me - I'm the new Haffie.
My new Mom and Dad are trying to figure out what my name is, but so far they're terrible parents and haven't found one.
I mean, how hard can it be? I'm gorgeous and adorable.
I came with "Avery" but it's just not me.
They tried "Armani"
Galahad (what a mouthful!)
But they're just... not me.
Help a Haffie out?
(Notes from the humans: H2.0 is shy, but sticks like glue once he gets to know you. Like literally must be touching you with his nose at all times. He's not confident himself but gets his confidence from you. Tries hard to please under saddle but also comes with the requisite Haffie tricks for getting out of work. Unlike Paddy, he's not aware he's adorable. He's probably the most talkative horse I've ever met. He's also crazy athletic.
Name must be something suitable for a dressage and/or jousting horse. Name must also still fit him if that crazy mane happens to be removed. Name must not cause any embarrassment when I yell it across the pasture at 6 am. Bonus points if it's as cute as Paddington Bear.)
Ruxbin, like Teddy Ruxbin. Cute, curious, and follows the bear/kids theme:)ReplyDelete
Oh man, I grew up with that creepy bear. Cool idea but eeek, no.Delete
You could have two bears-Pooh and Paddington!MReplyDelete
We actually already know a Pooh Bear. Also I am not yelling "POOOOOOH" at 6 am for all the neighbors to hear. You try it. :DDelete
Camelot, Thor, Loxley, Tyrion, Teddy Ruxpin, FozzieReplyDelete
I second Teddy RuxpinDelete
I like Thor and Frodo from the above. They would sound cool at 6am (I also think POOH at 6am would be hilarious).ReplyDelete
I also think this might have been an excuse to show all those adorable pics.
He's so cute. Odin?ReplyDelete
Winnie (the Pooh), Baloo, Theo(dore)ReplyDelete
Baloo is so cute! And fits the bear theme :)Delete
I third Baloo. Super cute, whatever his name ends up!Delete
If it needs to be something "more" for a show name, it could be Brave Baloo, Bighearted Baloo, Bold Baloo...Delete
Hubby has nixed Baloo. :( It's a little "too cute".Delete
Submitted for his approval: NECROMANCER, Fetus Corpse, Morbid Angel, Suffocation, CarcassDelete
I have never known a Thor I liked who wasn't named Chris Hemsworth.ReplyDelete
If I yell "THORRRRRRRRR!!!!" at 6 am, Chris Hemsworth better show up shirtless in my barn. Just sayin.Delete
Hubby already has the hair....Delete
Betsy in WI
If you try that and it works, please let the rest of us know so we can repeat the experiment.Delete
Amanda, hell no. If that happens I'm keeping Chris for myself. :PDelete
This post's comments are top notch! I'm sure you've named him by now, but I like Wilberry after Willberry the Wonder Pony, or WellingtonDelete
I second Thor, Odin, Firefoot (and also second Chris Hemsworth showing up in my barn!)ReplyDelete
I also think it would be cool if you went with a mythological beast in keeping with your farm name of Wyvern Oaks. Gryphon would be my favorite (and he's lion coloured) but there's many others that could work too...
Gryphon (or Griffin)
He seeks you out- Scout? But nearly as cute as Paddington Bear so...ReplyDelete
not nearly as cute*Delete
What about naming him ''2.0''.ReplyDelete
Literally ''Two point oh''
that is awesome.Delete
Here's a fun list -ReplyDelete
Unrelated to the bear theme, but I like Arthur.
You should name him after my favorite literary horse. Faran is a war horse belonging to a Pandion Knight named Sparhawk. He is cranky and irritable, however it is because he is so in tuned with his owner he mirrors Sparhawks personality. If you are curious Faran is in two series the Elenium and the Tamuli by David Eddings.ReplyDelete
My favorite warhorse name in a book is Happy. He could make a really good Happy :)ReplyDelete
Kel and Happy! I love Tamora Pierce's books!Delete
Oh I do too!Delete
Gryffin or Edward.ReplyDelete
Otto, Gizmo, Winston or WestReplyDelete
Yogi Bear? Fozzie Bear?ReplyDelete
Taxi, because it would be too funny yelling this in a pasture at o dark thirty!ReplyDelete
Something from Gallivant? :D It's totally fun and ridiculous. :DReplyDelete
You have Paddington - how about Henry Brown or Mr Gruber?ReplyDelete
Or since you hvae a Paddy, go with the Irish theme - Riley, Seamus and the like.
Irish knights? Fiann (plural Fianna) were Irish warriors, Cuchulainn, Conchobar.
Koda - the bear cub from animated movie Brother Bear. Koda is a form of Dakota and it means "The Ally" or "Little Bear" while the name Dakota means "friend" in the Dakota language.ReplyDelete
Someone already mentioned 'Teddy Bear' ... he could be Theo (Theodore) Bear ... or maybe Fred?ReplyDelete
Hollering FREDDY at 6am wouldn't be too embarrassing unless your neighbor is a Fred ?
Congrats on finding H2.0 (Avery). Paddy must be thrilled to have a doppelganger he can pin his antics on ;)
M in NC
I like McLeod. Or you can spell it McCloud. Because he's a talker. Nickname Mac.ReplyDelete
Then you need barn cats named Knick and Knack.
"Knick, Knack, Paddy, Mac, come and get your food...."
Sounds great at 6am.
Betsy in WI
What about Meriadoc or Pippin? Samwise? Hobbits are somewhat bear-like.ReplyDelete
My MIL was so bad at naming that one of her colts stayed "Colti" until he was sold. We still refer to him as Colti.
Paddy and Panda sound good together. I would love to see that mane in its full glory.
Thor? For his long blonde hair?ReplyDelete
Oooh, or Tsornin from The Blue Sword. Same coloring, great knight's horse name.ReplyDelete
Ugh Blogger seems to have eaten my previous comment, but a few more Arthurian names: Parzival, Passelande, Gringolet. Really cool and well-researched entry here: http://d.lib.rochester.edu/camelot/theme/horseReplyDelete
Tristan was almost Rienzi, after Philip Sheridan's horse in the Civil War, famous for his endurance and speed and later renamed Winchester.
I thought about doing down a LOTR or literary path since I loved Brego's name so much. Some ideas: Rohan, Viggo, Samwise, Pippin', Aslan...ReplyDelete
there's a warmblood in our neighborhood named tyrion. it's hilarious cuz he's so huge his back is above my head.Delete
Aslan. Noble heroic figure and unlikely to offend at any time.ReplyDelete
Elmer because he sticks like glue!!! Kidding. No suggestions, but he's adorable.ReplyDelete
oh wait...where did this cutie come from??? I had no idea, congrats :)ReplyDelete
I've not been blogging enough apparently because I had no idea you got a new horse!! Congrats!!ReplyDelete
So all I can think of is this: H2.0 sounds like H2O which is water, or Hydrogen, so what about Hydro?ReplyDelete
What about Bear? It's simple I don't know I love that name though it's cute but it's fierce if you know what I meanReplyDelete
These names are all awesome. I love Dually as a name for a Texas horse :)ReplyDelete