Not a supermodel

I've gotten spoiled taking pictures of Paddy - it's basically impossible to take a bad picture of him, because he's always adorable, his hair is always perfect (I hate him a little), and he always poses for the camera. He's basically a supermodel in horse form.

Taran, on the other hand, is not so camera-friendly. He's plenty cute in person, but man, getting him to pose for a decent shot is basically impossible. After his first show where we couldn't get any decent pics of him, I figured he was just tired. But nope, he really does suck at posing for pictures - even with his mom! See?

Oh no, not this again.

Am I supposed to be impressed with that? Because I'm not. Maybe if it were edible.

Nope, it's not edible. You tried to trick me.

Making faces at me will not help.

Trying to suffocate me also will not help.

OK FINE. ONE PIC. HAPPY NOW?

Dressage show outtakes

When you're getting ready for the show:

Eyes on stalks.

Shed everything.

When you try to ride in warmup:

Horse looks amazing. Rider looks like WTF.

When you try to ride a stretchy trot circle:

I'm sure that's exactly what the judge is looking for.

When you try to have lunch:

Hard cider totally counts as a serving of fruit.

When you try to do canter depart at C:

Levade

Hop

Tail swish. Note judge's expression.

When you try to get your horse to pose cutely after a very long show weekend:

Give me the damn carrot and I promise not to hurt anyone. Much.

No I will not put my ears forward for your stupid pic. Also get these ribbons off my face.