Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Haffie Birf-day to Meeeeeee!

Paddington here. Yesterday was my Birfday! I am TEN people years old, which is like eleventeen Haffie years. Because Haffie math is different, everyone knows that.

I got to wear a cool Birfday hat with little candle thingies. Apparently candles are a people tradition - I would have preferred carrot-candles. Just sayin'. 

Mom took me on a Birfday ride. I ate a lot of grass even though I wasn't supposed to. Otherwise I was Very Good.

I got a brand-new halter for my birfday. Mom wants to get a nameplate on it, but I don't need a nameplate because everyone already knows who I am. People see me at a show and they squeal and say "OOOH PADDINGTON!" So I am famous! Maybe instead I need sunglasses and a fedora so I can go out in public without being recognized?

Trying to 'splain to Mom that a nameplate is not needed. I look very fancy in this halter, don't you think?

Mom gave me a piece of carrot cake that she got as a people-birfday cake. I ate it, but I preferred the REAL carrot cake made with REAL carrots. I ate them all, see?

Omnomnomnom....

I may have dropped a few (note falling orange blobs)

But I cleaned them up later!

Even if it's not your Brifday today, you should have some carrot cake! Or at least some carrots!

18 comments:

  1. Total and complete CUTENESS :)
    Happy Birfday Paddington!

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  2. Happy Birthday sir Paddington my bff pony!

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    1. Deer Ms. Lauren, if I was your REEL BFF pony you would have brought me carrots. I see no carrots so I may have to reconsider your BFF status.

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  3. Happy birthday Paddycakes!!

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  4. That pic with him nuzzling your face could make a horse lover swoon.

    Happy bday, Golden Prince.

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    1. I am ridiculously cute, as you can see. It's one of my special Paddington things.

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  5. Dear Paddington -- I covet your hat. My mom made me wear an embarrassing headband with springy antenna that said "birthday princess." Sigh. -Solo

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    1. Deer Solo, I am sorry. Your mom has no respect. I suggest not talking to her for a week, unless she has food. She will learn. Also I can send you my Birfday hat so you do not have to wear anything horrible again. -Paddy

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  6. Sounds like a fab birthday!! :)

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  7. What an excellent party hat Paddy. :D Hope your day was special - belated birthday (((hugs)))!

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    1. Thank you! I eat carrots year-round so you can send them any time.

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