Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Poor unloved, unfed dog. Really.

Nobody here ever feeds me. Look at my empty bowl. Le Sigh.

And if they do, it's just (organic, grain-free, limited ingredient, $$$$$) dog food. It was gross, I had to dump it on the floor.

I tried to beg for some of these delicious homemade kolaches instead.

I mean, look how good I am. I'm even sitting!

But Dad just ate them in front of me and told me how delicious they were. How cruel.

Mom told me I wasn't getting anything else, so I had to eat my spilled food off the floor. Poor me.

Mom apparently didn't understand my message that this food is gross, so I had to dump it again this morning. But I'm not eating it off the floor, because that's icky.

I am reduced to begging for crumbs off Mom's plate. Poor me.

29 comments:

  1. I'll be over to pick up Elias and take him to a home that loves him properly! ;)

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    1. You're welcome to come get him any time. He's pretty convinced that ANYONE would take better care of him than we do!

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  2. poooor pup is clearly neglected. how can he possibly be expected to survive in these conditions?!?

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    1. I have no idea. It's just terrible.

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  3. Certified animal cruelty for sure! That face says it all.

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    1. Yes, he does have the expressive eyebrows and ears thing down rather well...

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    1. I'm pretty sure that Elias has already called them.

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  5. Poor guy obviously has such a rough life.

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    1. It's terrible. You should see his giant fluffy dog bed.

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  6. Horrible organic, grain-free, limited ingredient, $$$$$ dog food? What kind of conditions do you expect that poor pup to live in?!

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    1. He prefers anything we're eating. Up to and including salad, but he only eats the lettuce if there's dressing on it.

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  7. He sure has sad and pathetic down to an art form.

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    1. I think he practices in the mirror.

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    1. It's more amusing when you're not living it on the daily.

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  9. The saddest dog!! I love it. What a princess!

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  10. Come to my house I'll give you so much bacon, just don't fart on me!

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    1. He'll eat all the bacon, for sure.

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  11. Dog abuse!!! Look how skinny he is, he's wasting away!

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